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Blondes work seven days a week
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday....view more
Little Johnny needs to go to the bathroom
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would...view more
The girl might become pregnant
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would ...view more
A bodybuilder picks up a woman
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says, 'What a great chest you have.' The bodybuilder tells her, 'That's 500 kg of dynamite.' He takes off his pants and the woman says, 'What massive calves you hav...view more
Efficient secretary
When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he turned her down, saying: ?Your salary is already higher than that of the secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.? ?Excuse me,? the efficient woman replied, ?I thought we got paid for what we produce here?not for ...view more
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A bodybuilder picks up a woman
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the
The girl might become pregnant
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl mi
A high school senior was inspecting Harv
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn
A Modest Essay
In order for the admissions staff of our college to get to know you,the applicant, better,we ask tha
A school teacher injured his back and ha
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Boy was milking his cow
Asmall farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrif