Jokes -Blonde Jokes
The Blonde Painter
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do....view more
Milk Bath For Beauty
An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount....view more
Fellowship of Blondes
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. ...view more
Three Blondes In The Forest
Three blondes are walking through the forest. They come upon some tracks. The first blonde says, "They're deer tracks." The second blonde says, "They're bear tracks." The third blonde says, "They're moose tracks."...view more
2 Really Dopey Blondes
Two blondes are on a bus and one of them looks out the window and see's two other blondes in the middle of a feild rowing a boat. She turns to the other blonde and says "Its blondes like that who give us blondes a bad name." and she replied "yeah and if i could swim i'de kil...view more
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels! ...view more
Blonde Pearls
What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios? Doughnut seeds! Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet ? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil! ...view more
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