Jokes -Business Jokes
Vice President
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!&qu...view more
George is so forgetful
“George is so forgetful,” the sales manager complained to his secretary. “It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back.” Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George. “You'll never guess what happened!” he shouted. “While I was...view more
Job Applicants
Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that. Jesse James: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security mea...view more
Home after all
Housewife: "How did you know I was home? My son told you I was out" Salesman: "It was easy Lady. He was mowing the lawn."...view more
Vending Service Reply Form
After many unhappy replies from our current vending service we decided that what they really needed was a different form letter that was more closely tied to their true feeling: ABC Vending Service Thank you for your (inquiry / comments / complaints) about our vending service. ___ We are aware th...view more
Conversation with a Policeman
Policeman: When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, "Fifty-five at least." Woman Driver: "Well, you are a long way off! It's this hat that makes me look so old." ...view more
FHA Loan
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was told that the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months...view more
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