Jokes -Computer Jokes
Would you define OCR?
OCR - Optical Character Recognition A technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough on the paper, and you're prepared to spend...view more
This is how business is done
This is really brilliant! Check it out. Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I want to choose my own bride". Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case......Yes" Next Laloo approach...view more
Internet is Very Useful
Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?” Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful. Guy 1: “Really?” Guy 2: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!” ...view more
Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of ...view more
When Life Becomes A computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up...view more
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does th...view more
Testing for Development-Archetypes
Nobody can deny that the goal of software development is to produce the highest quality product possible. The only way to ensure that quality is through extensive testing. Therefore, the following testing programs will be implemented as additions to the regularly scheduled regression testing: Aggr...view more
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