Jokes -Idiot Jokes
Two Morons
Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first expl...view more
When The Log Rolls Over
There was two men and an old lady. The first man goes to a hotel and says if he could rent a room and they said yes. So he goes into the bathroom, he is brushing his teeth and he hears,"when the log rolls over we all will die" so he jumps out the window and dies. So now the second man com...view more
Dumb Moari
There was once an English man, an Irish man and a Moari man and they were flyng from New Zealand to the North Pole by airplane. As they were just flyng over Australia the pilot announced that there was to much weight on board and told the people that they had to drop one object of theirs out of the ...view more
The World's Richest Man
The world's richest man, the world's smartest man, the world's oldest man, the pilot and 10 year old boy where on a plane. The pilot came to the back and said to the four "I have good news and bad news and worse news. The bad news is the plane is crashing, the good news is there ...view more
Stupid People Euphemisms
1. Not the brightest crayon in the box 2. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer 3. Not the cleanest toilet in the bathroom 4. Not the funniest clown in the circus 5. Not the fastest horse in the race 6. Not the sharpest tool in the shed 7. Not the brightest star in the sky...view more
LifeBoat
After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared. 'I'll grant each of y...view more
Captain Hook
How did Captain Hook Die? He wiped his arse with the wrong hand! Cleaner version for the kids: He wiped his nose with the wrong hand!...view more
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