Jokes -Sadar Jokes

Two Sardarjis

Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their packets and started to eat them. 'You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,' complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches. ...view more

Sardarji with ATM

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"...view more

Sardar Standing In Mirror

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said I am seeing how I look while sleeping. ...view more

A Teacher Told All Students In a Class

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" ...view more

Sardar Dhakaal Singh

Sardar Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to be inside and trap the tiger in a c...view more

Napolean and Sardar

NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'.... Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now,you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !! ...view more

Mix Santa

Mix Santa - banta jokes Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! ...view more







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