Jokes

Sounds of the Wild

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moo!"Mother: "Great! What does…

Blondes work seven days a week

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

Little Johnny needs to go to the bathroom

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee…

The girl might become pregnant

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.Worriedthe girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status,…

A bodybuilder picks up a woman

A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes offhis shirt and the woman says, 'What a…

Efficient secretary

When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, heturned her down, saying: ?Your salary is already higher than that of…