Jokes

  • This pill allows you to fly

    A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump…

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  • Free drinks for everyone

    One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows…

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  • Who can say this sentence?

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and…

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  • Fake Eye

    A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says,…

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  • Devil’s Match

    The Devil walks into a crowded bar.Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old…

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  • Fight Like a Man

    Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.The first two kept bragging about how they could get their…

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  • Beer for Geeks

    DOS Beer:Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in…

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  • Bar Names

    A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

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  • 50 Bucks

    An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you…

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  • Sexy Watch

    A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him…

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  • Married Bar Talk

    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do Whenever…

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  • Magical Mirror

    There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there's a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it…

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  • 15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing

    Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few…

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  • Belligerent Bear

    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

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  • Drunk Poker

    A man walked into a bar room one day. He walked up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round…

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Recent Funny Jokes

  • This pill allows you to fly

    This pill allows you to fly

    A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the…

  • Free drinks for everyone

    Free drinks for everyone

    One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So…

  • Who can say this sentence?

    Who can say this sentence?

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up…

  • Fake Eye

    Fake Eye

    A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye."…

  • Devil’s Match

    Devil’s Match

    The Devil walks into a crowded bar.Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except…

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