Jokes

  • Computer Husband

    TO MY DARLING HUSBAND,I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception,…

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  • Grandma's Colors

    I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color…

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  • Lights Out

    I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bedtime finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth,…

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  • Car Accident

    As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like…

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  • Daddy is going to war

    During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As I was saying good-bye to my family, my three-year-old son, Christopher, was…

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  • Cafeteria Food

    When the power went off at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria. She had to feed the children something,…

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  • Reverse Polygamy

    A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?""Sixteen," the boy responded.…

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  • He didn't kick too much

    A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is kicking alot. She further…

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  • Aspirin Overdose

    Jane calls the doctor in a panic. "Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a dozen aspirin. What should I do?"The doctor asked Jane, "Are you…

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  • Little Bobby

    Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on…

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  • Afraid of the Dark

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.…

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  • The Dalmatian

    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat…

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  • Kids In Church

    After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."…

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  • A priest at the preschool

    A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the…

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  • English Essay

    Jimmy's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious…

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  • Can I Help?

    Can I Help?

    One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he…

  • Career Change

    Career Change

    When Ruth's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he…

  • Playing House

    Playing House

    A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and…

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