Jokes

Two Morons

Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either…

When The Log Rolls Over

There was two men and an old lady. The first man goes to a hotel and says if he could rent a room and they said…

Dumb Moari

There was once an English man, an Irish man and a Moari man and they were flyng from New Zealand to the North Pole by airplane.…

The World's Richest Man

The world's richest man, the world's smartest man, the world's oldest man, the pilot and 10 year old boy where on a plane. The pilot came…

Stupid People Euphemisms

1. Not the brightest crayon in the box2. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer3. Not the cleanest toilet in the bathroom4. Not…

LifeBoat

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon…

Captain Hook

How did Captain Hook Die?He wiped his arse with the wrong hand!Cleaner version for the kids: He wiped his nose with the wrong hand!

Dumb Hunters

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck.…

3 Criminals in the Sahara

There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and…

An insurance company

Form FeedInsurance form question and answer about a recent accident:Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have…

Welfare Applications

For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual…

An Inscription Problem

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been…

Mariah Carey's Quote

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present…

Technology Problems

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation,…

Stupid People Fearing

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a…