Jokes

  • Military Language

    The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase…

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  • Something to stir me up

    Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in…

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  • Miracle Cure

    Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in…

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  • Too Late, He's Long Dead

    This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I…

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  • Good Eyes

    This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I…

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  • This is Heaven

    This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due…

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  • Info from the Doctor

    A little old woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information…

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  • Being Polite

    While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room…

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  • Circumcision

    One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over…

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  • The woman's husband

    The ComaThe woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single…

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  • My Wife is Deaf

    A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first…

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  • A college physics

    A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this…

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  • The Veterinary Clinic

    Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog's…

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  • Vet Cure

    A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had…

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  • Memory Test

    Three elderly men visited the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first one, "What's three times three?""285!" the man replied.Worried, the…

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Recent Funny Jokes

  • Military Language

    Military Language

    The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take…

  • Something to stir me up

    Something to stir me up

    Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something…

  • Miracle Cure

    Miracle Cure

    Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost…

  • Too Late, He's Long Dead

    Too Late, He's Long Dead

    This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at…

  • Good Eyes

    Good Eyes

    This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at…

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