Funny Pictures-Military Jokes album
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion Of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl mi
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn
In order for the admissions staff of our college to get to know you,the applicant, better,we ask tha
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.